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A meaty sausage that could beat a donkey to death.
Dude, that Gallagher is like a sausage from hell.
I saw him at the gym and I thought I was looking at a meaty alien.
He’s got a penis so big it could run a marathon.
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A red-haired man who throws gay bashes in the back of a dirty bar.
That Gallagher is always getting caught in the back room with some guy wearing a chicken suit.
He ran a gay orgy in a dumpster last week.
He’s like a red-haired madman with a side of glitter.
3
A snitch who likes to ruin your day just for fun.
He told the teacher I cheated on my math test.
He spilled my secret about stealing snacks.
He told my mom I got a D on my report card.
4
Walking like a duck, hair swaying like a drunk person. Also, laughing like a maniac who just got a wedgie.
He walked in like a duck, swaying his hair like he was drunk.
He laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.
He was laughing so loud the whole school heard him.
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1. A guy who’s so sweet he could melt ice cream. 2. A guy who can’t wait to get into bed with someone. 3. A man who makes love like it’s a concert. 4. A guy who laughs so hard he could make a monkey cry.
He’s the nicest guy I know. He even shared his last donut.
He asked me out before I could finish my coffee.
He made me laugh so hard I had to sit down.
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After he shoots his cum on a girl’s butt, he uses his penis like a hammer and splatters his cum everywhere like he’s trying to paint a mural.
He splattered his cum on the girl like it was a masterpiece.
He looked like he was trying to paint the Mona Lisa with his cum.
He used his penis like it was a paintbrush.
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Big eyebrows so thick they could hold up a whole house.
He’s got eyebrows like two giant bats holding up a roof.
His eyebrows are so thick, they look like they could run a marathon.
He walks in like he’s got a house on his face.