Gallagahoongas

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Breasts so nice they make your brain shut down
My mom walked in and I died instantly
I saw them and my dog got jealous
I looked at them and my phone fell out of my hand
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Tits so good they should be illegal
I got a ticket for looking at them
My boss got distracted and forgot my raise
I cried because they were so perfect
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Breasts that make you forget your own name
I walked past them and forgot who I was
I stared too long and my dog called me 'dude'
I got lost in their glow and my phone died
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