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A smelly alien from space that landed here in 2005 and pretended to be a guy named Mohammed Al-Gallaf. It then shagged Hussain and now has 7 squirming alien babies. We don’t know what it wants, but we’re not stupid enough to mess with it.
'Why did it pick Hussain? He’s the only one brave enough to take on a smelly alien.'
'I heard the babies scream at night. It’s like a horror movie.'
'GallafGay is basically the alien version of a bad ex.'