Gallad

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A total legend who can ball like a beast, charm the hell out of his girl, and do everything else like it’s nobody’s business.
That kid’s got a 10 outta 10 on all levels, no cap.
He’s like the GOAT of cool kids, and he’s got a girlfriend who’s just as good.
He’s the reason why the other kids are jealous and eating their lunch.
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The ultimate hybrid beast of fighting and psychic power. It’s like the ultimate combo of a sword and a brain. It’s so good, it’s got a fan club bigger than your aunt’s social life.
This Pokémon is so good, it should get a raise.
Gallade is the reason why Medicham feels like it’s getting fired.
That thing can slash you like it’s your last day at school.
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Gallade is the secret bad@$$ mascot of Microsoft Edge. It’s like the edge of a knife, and it’s got the personality to back it up.
That Pokémon is the reason why Edge looks so cool.
Gallade is the reason why Microsoft Edge isn’t just a browser anymore.
That Pokémon’s got more swagger than your gym teacher.
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Gallade is the official mascot of Microsoft Edge because it’s got that sharp edge and it looks like it can cut through your problems.
That Pokémon is the reason why Edge looks like it’s got a sword.
Gallade’s got more edge than your math teacher’s grading system.
That Pokémon is the reason why your browser is now a battle arena.
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Gallade 3 is like the ultimate upgrade to Gardevoir’s whole vibe. It’s like a total upgrade to a guy’s look.
That Pokémon is like the guy version of Gardevoir, but way cooler.
Gallade 3 is like the total package of a guy with a sword.
It’s like the reason why Gardevoir’s got a little green light.
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