Gallachad

My uncle is a Gallachad. He talks to God every day and yells at me when I eat too much pizza.

At church, the Gallachad tried to convert my dog. It just stared at him.

My teacher called me a Gallachad because I prayed for extra credit.

My cousin is a Gallachad. He had a vision of God during math class and got a perfect score.

The Gallachad in my group project wouldn't stop talking about heaven. We all failed.

I saw a Gallachad crying in the hallway. He said God told him he was bad at math.

My neighbor is a Gallachad. He thinks he's God's favorite and told me I was just there to bother him.

At the grocery store, the Gallachad yelled at the cashier for not being holy enough.

My friend's Gallachad brother thinks he's the only one who can talk to God. He's annoying.