Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Sleeping with everyone and no one cares if you get caught or not

I had sex with six people last night and I don't even remember their names.

He's been with three girls in one day and still has time to text me.

She's sleeping with the teacher and the principal and no one is surprised.

2

You're so busy cheating you forget your own name

I had a date with my boss and forgot to tell my mom.

He cheated on his girlfriend with his sister and still didn't tell his dad.

She had three boyfriends in one week and didn't even know her own phone number.

3

You're so busy hooking up you don't even notice your own face

He had sex with five girls and still didn't realize he had a pimple.

She's been with three guys and still doesn't know her own eye color.

He had a date with his teacher and forgot to brush his teeth.

4

You're cheating so much you're starting to smell like a hotel room

He had sex with four girls in one day and smells like cheap perfume.

She’s been with three guys and now she smells like a dirty gym.

He cheated on his girlfriend with his mom and now he smells like breakfast food.

5

You're cheating so much you're getting a second job just to pay for your secrets

He has a job and a side gig just to afford all his dates.

She's working two jobs because she's sleeping with three guys.

He had to take a second job because he was cheating on his girlfriend with his sister.

6

You're cheating so much you're starting to forget your own name

He had sex with three girls and forgot his own name.

She’s been with four guys and doesn't know her own phone number.

He cheated on his girlfriend with his teacher and forgot his own birthday.