gall penis

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a penis so weak it peels off like a bad sunburn

My cousin's gall penis fell off during a rainstorm. He cried like a baby.

He tried to take a shower and his gall penis just melted off.

At the beach, the sea water made his gall penis drop like a dead fish.

a penis that runs away when it gets wet

He went swimming and his gall penis ran away and hid in a locker.

It got soaked in the rain and just vanished like a coward.

He tried to kiss someone, but his gall penis ran off and left him high and dry.

a penis that gets so soft it drops off like a bad pizza

He got caught in the rain and his gall penis dropped like a failed experiment.

It turned to mush and fell off during a surprise shower.

He tried to flex, but his gall penis just crumbled and fell off.