galko

Galko just smoked a whole bag and now he’s looking for his pants in the trash.

He said he was going to the store, but he came back with a bag of chips and a stoner hangover.

Galko tried to do math and now he thinks 2 + 2 is 4, but he’s not sure.

Galko sat on the couch for three days and didn’t move.

He tried to answer the phone but just said, 'I’m high, I’ll call back later.'

He ate a whole pizza and now he’s a human greasy weed plant.

Galko told me he’s the god of snacks and I believe him.

He said he’s going to take over the world, but he forgot his keys.

He tried to fly out the window and just fell into the hallway.

Galko ate a whole bag and now he thinks the ceiling is talking to him.

He tried to text me, but he just sent a picture of a dog.

He said he’s going to be a detective, but he can’t find his own shoes.

Galko just sat there and smoked so much, he turned into a smoke machine.

He tried to talk to me, but all I heard was smoke.

He said he’s going to be a cloud, and now he’s just floating.

Galko told me he’s the king of snacks and I believe him.

He tried to crown himself with a pizza box and now he’s the king of snacks.

He said he’s going to rule the world, but he forgot his crown.