Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Galk is when you're so happy you want to punch someone's face because they're also happy and you're both too lazy to say anything else.

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Galk is when you stalk someone on Google Streetview like a creepy ghost because you’re too cheap to buy a camera or a real house.

I’ve been Galking my ex for 3 years.

I Galked my neighbor’s dog and it stared back.

I Galked my mom and she found out.

3

Galk is when you Google Chat someone so hard you think the app is going to explode from all the messages.

I Galked my crush 100 times.

I Galked my teacher and got in trouble.

I Galked my brother and he blocked me.

4

Galk is what your ex-wife could give you back in the 90s, but it was just a weird thing no one named.

My ex-wife gave me a Galk and I was confused.

She Galked me and I didn’t know what it meant.

Galk was just a weird thing in the 90s.

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Galk is when you talk to someone through GIFs like they're the only person who understands your mood.

I sent her 100 GIFs. That’s Galk.

He Galked me with a dancing cat.

Galk is just a bunch of GIFs and no words.

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Galk is when someone is running around with helks like they're trying to escape a prison and they’re all crazy.

He Galked around the house like a madman.

She Galked with helks and I didn’t know what was happening.

Galk is just a person running with helks.

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Galk is when you and your girl talk about everything and nothing, like you're best friends but also barely speaking.

We Galked about everything and nothing.

Galk is just girl talk with no real meaning.

I Galked my girl and it felt good.