galivan

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A galivan is a boy or group of boys who can't pick a song to listen to and can't decide which car to drive. They wear women's skinny jeans like they're trying to impress their grandma and have hair that looks like a raccoon lived in their shower.
'Why is there a mullet and a dirt stache in my car? Did a galivan drive it? #smellsofdisaster'
'My brother's a galivan. He listened to 10 songs in 5 minutes and still didn't pick one.'
'I dated a galivan. He wore my jeans and said, 'I'm trying to be cool.' I said, 'You're trying to be a disaster.' #fail'
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A galivan is a guy or guys who think they're the king of the world but can't even pick a song. They wear girls' skinny jeans like they're trying to be cute and have a stache that looks like it came from a dirt pile.
'My cousin's a galivan. He tried to drive my car, played 7 songs, and still couldn't pick one. I'm still mad.'
'I saw a galivan at the mall. He was wearing my jeans and said, 'I'm trying to be cool.' I said, 'You’re trying to be a mess.''
'Why is there a guy with a mullet in my car? He must be a galivan. He even told a joke that made me cry.'
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A galivan is a guy or guys who can't decide on a song or a car. They wear girls' skinny jeans like they're trying to be fashionable and have hair that looks like it came from a raccoon and a dirt pile.
'My neighbor's a galivan. He drove my car, played 9 songs, and still couldn't pick one. I'm still mad.'
'I dated a galivan. He wore my jeans and told a joke so bad it made me cry. I'm still mad.'
'Why is there a guy with a dirt stache in my car? He must be a galivan. He even told a joke that made me laugh until I cried.'
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A galivan is a guy or guys who can’t pick a song or a car. They wear girls’ skinny jeans like they’re trying to be trendy and have a stache that looks like it came from a dirt pile and a raccoon.
'My friend is a galivan. He tried to drive my car, played 10 songs, and still couldn’t pick one. I’m still mad.'
'I saw a galivan at the park. He was wearing my jeans and said, 'I’m trying to be cool.' I said, 'You’re trying to be a mess.''
'Why is there a guy with a mullet in my car? He must be a galivan. He even told a joke that made me cry.'
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A galivan is a guy or guys who can’t decide on a song or a car. They wear girls’ skinny jeans like they’re trying to be fashionable and have a stache that looks like it came from a raccoon and a dirt pile.
'My brother is a galivan. He tried to drive my car, played 8 songs, and still couldn’t pick one. I’m still mad.'
'I dated a galivan. He wore my jeans and told a joke so bad it made me cry.'
'Why is there a guy with a mullet and a dirt stache in my car? He must be a galivan. He even told a joke that made me laugh until I cried.'
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A galivan is a guy or guys who can’t decide on a song or a car. They wear girls’ skinny jeans like they’re trying to be cool and have a stache that looks like it came from a raccoon and a dirt pile.
'My friend is a galivan. He tried to drive my car, played 10 songs, and still couldn’t pick one. I’m still mad.'
'I saw a galivan at the mall. He was wearing my jeans and said, 'I’m trying to be cool.' I said, 'You’re trying to be a mess.''
'Why is there a guy with a mullet and a dirt stache in my car? He must be a galivan. He even told a joke that made me laugh until I cried.'
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