galitus

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The chunk of meat that hangs off the side of your sandwich like it’s ashamed of itself. It’s just there to be ignored and eventually thrown away.

My sandwich had so much galitus I could’ve used it as a frisbee.

I took one bite and the galitus fell on the floor. It was a tragedy.

That sandwich had more galitus than respect.

The part of the sandwich that nobody wants but still stays there, like a bad ex.

That galitus was so big it looked like it had a grudge.

I tried to eat my sandwich, but the galitus was too much.

The galitus was the only thing I could see on that sandwich.

The extra meat on the side of your sandwich that’s basically a meaty middle finger.

That galitus was a meaty middle finger I didn’t ask for.

I had to fight the galitus for dominance on my sandwich.

The galitus was so big it had its own side dish.

The extra meat on your sandwich that’s like the annoying kid in the class who won’t stop talking.

That galitus was talking to me the whole time I was eating.

I tried to ignore the galitus, but it kept coming back.

The galitus was louder than my lunch period.

The meaty overhang on your sandwich that’s like the last guy to leave the party.

That galitus was the last guy to leave the party and took the whole sandwich with him.

I tried to eat my sandwich, but the galitus was still there, like it had a place to be.

The galitus was the only thing that stayed after the rest of the sandwich was gone.