galitskiy

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The galitskiy is a measure of how much of a self-centered, sun-obsessed jerk you are. It’s named after a physics teacher who was basically a god in the classroom.
I got 10 galitskiy after I told the sun it was my personal chauffeur.
My galitskiy is so high, the sun turned on me for being a pain.
He’s got a galitskiy of 5, and the sun’s like, ‘I’m done with this guy.’
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The galitskiy is how much you think you’re the center of the universe, especially when the sun is shining on you. It’s like the sun’s trying to give you a standing ovation.
She’s got a galitskiy of 3, and the sun’s like, ‘Okay, I’ll shine on her for a bit.’
He said the sun follows him everywhere, which is why he has a galitskiy of 7.
If you have a galitskiy of 2, you’re basically the sun’s sidekick.
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The galitskiy is the amount of sunshine you get when you think you’re the most important person in the solar system. It’s basically the sun giving you a compliment.
He’s got a galitskiy of 6, and the sun’s like, ‘Yeah, I’ll shine on him for sure.’
She said the sun follows her, and that’s why she’s got a galitskiy of 8.
If you have a galitskiy of 1, you’re just a regular person who gets a little sun.
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