galite

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A tiny person who’s always mad and wants to be in charge. She loves animals and hanging out, but she’s a total sadist and will kick your ass if you mess with her.
I saw her punch a guy for not bringing her coffee.
She made the dog eat a whole pie because it blinked at her.
She yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup.
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A hot Jewish girl who’s super stylish and always smiling. She’s kind and loving, and she probably grew up in the UK. She’s either a writer or a pilot and thinks everyone should be nice.
She wore a dress to the grocery store and got a free bagel.
She wrote a poem about her cat and got a standing ovation.
She flew a plane just to text me and say 'hi'.
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A super hot girl with the best eyes you’ve ever seen. She’ll love you no matter what you do, but she’s also a total sleepyhead who just wants to crash after sex.
She looked at me and I instantly got goosebumps.
She fell asleep during my entire speech.
She told me she’d love me even if I ate her shoe.
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A skinny girl with a huge butt and big boobs who loves clubbing and her martinis. She’s into guys named Noah, Nathan, or Nick.
She danced with a guy named Nick and they kissed in the middle of the club.
She ordered a martini and said it needed more lime.
She told me Noah was her favorite and I had to leave.
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When you grab someone by their butt and carry them like they’re a bag of trash.
He grabbed my friend and yelled, 'You’re coming with me!'
She said I looked like a sack of potatoes and carried me out.
He put me over his shoulder and said, 'You’re a mess.'
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