Galit

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A hot Jewish chick who thinks she’s fancy. She’s all about style and being nice, but she’d rather be in the UK writing stories or flying planes than dealing with your dumb ass.
I’m gonna marry Galit and move to London, away from your stupid face.
Galit said I’m not cute enough to be her boyfriend.
She texts me every day just to remind me she’s better than me.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This girl is a total goddess. She’ll love you even if you’re a total mess. Her eyes are like magic, and after she lays with you, all you want to do is snore like a beast.
She looked at me and I felt like I was in a trance.
I tried to be cool, but she just fell asleep on me.
She said I was ‘kinda cute’ and then passed out.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s a skinny little thing with a big butt and huge tits. She parties all night and only likes guys with names starting with N. She’s not picky, but she’s got standards.
I asked her out, and she said my name starts with M. I’m out.
She went to the club and forgot about me.
She only dates N guys, and I’m stuck with a D.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s a tiny angry person who wants to be in charge. She’s got a soft spot for animals and likes to talk to them more than people. She’s mean and likes to be the boss.
She yelled at me for not feeding the dog.
She said I was ‘weak’ and made me do push-ups.
She screamed at the cat and the cat screamed back.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you grab someone by the butt and carry them like a sack of potatoes. It’s the rudest way to move someone.
My mom did that to me when I messed up my room.
I saw my uncle carry my dad like that.
My brother did that to me when he was mad.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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