galiswami

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A swami who spits out slangs like they're bad luck and you're the one who got cursed

'You're the worst student I've ever seen,' said the galiswami, 'and I've seen the ghost of your math teacher.'

During the lecture, the galiswami dropped a slang so hard, it made the ceiling bleed slangs.

The galiswami just said 'glitch in the matrix' and I'm now questioning my whole life.

A swami who makes up slangs so fast, your brain can't keep up and it starts to smoke

'You're a donut with no frosting,' said the galiswami, and I now have a headache from slangs.

The galiswami just called me a 'sad cloud' and I'm now crying in the hallway.

He said I'm a 'disappointment in a suit' and I want to punch him in his face.

A swami who throws slangs at you like they're hot coconuts and you're the one who gets burned

The galiswami said I'm a 'mess in a suit' and now I'm stuck in the lunchroom crying.

He threw me a slang so hard, it knocked my lunch out of my hand.

The galiswami called me a 'lost sock' and I'm now questioning why I even exist.

A swami who gives slangs so bad, they're like expired pizza and you're the one who ate it

He said I'm a 'faded dream' and I'm now wondering if I ever had one.

The galiswami called me a 'broken calculator' and I'm now confused about math forever.

He said I'm a 'sad emoji' and I'm now crying in my notebook.

A swami who gives slangs like they're a punishment and you're the one who got sentenced

'You're a broken microwave,' said the galiswami, and now I'm heating up my anger.

He called me a 'disaster in a dress' and I'm now planning revenge.

The galiswami said I'm a 'lost sock' and I'm now questioning why I even exist.

A swami who throws slangs at you like they're a curse and you're the one who got doomed

The galiswami called me a 'sad donut' and now I'm crying in my coffee.

He said I'm a 'broken heart' and now I'm heartbroken for real.

He just said I'm a 'disappointment in a hat' and I'm now ready to quit life.