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A white trash heaven where the only non-white people they see are on TV, and they still brag about beating some random school in 1985. Nothing has changed since then, and they still think they're kings.
"I still remember when we beat Mooney 6-0. That was the day I became a man.", @GalionLegend
“They’re still stuck in 1985, and they think they’re cool.”, @GalionFanatic
“Whiteyville USA. No black people, no problems.”, @GalionTrash
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A tiny Ohio town so small it doesn’t even know it’s famous for corn, mullets, and people who haven’t had a tooth since the 80s. They had a good team once, but now they just cry about it.
“We had a good team. Now we just cry about it.”, @GalionFootball
“I came here for corn. I stayed for the mullets.”, @GalionVisitor
“They’re so old, they don’t even have teeth.”, @GalionRumor
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A town where if you're not a stoner, you're a Republican, and if you're not stuck there, you're either smart or lucky. They call it G-town, and they don't know why.
“Stoner or Republican? You’re one or the other.”, @GalionStoner
“I got stuck here because I didn’t know where else to go.”, @GalionStuck
“G-town is just a fancy name for a town full of stoners.”, @GalionGossip
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A place where gas stations, fast food, and churches are the main attractions. The only fun is running for pickles and smoking weed to the beat of xxxtentacion. Now they even have a hotel. That must mean something.
“The only fun thing to do here is run for pickles.”, @GalionFun
“We smoke weed and blast xxxtentacion like it’s a religion.”, @GalionWeed
“A hotel? That must mean we’re finally getting somewhere.”, @GalionHotel
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Trashy, prepubescent, and full of chach-esque nonsense. It's the adjective for a town that's so bad, it's basically a curse.
“Galion is the trashy, prepubescent curse of Ohio.”, @GalionTrash
“Chach-esque? That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.”, @GalionChach
“It’s like being stuck in a nightmare of trash and bad hair.”, @GalionDream
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A town where school is prison, nudes are your new money, and being a stoner or a redneck is the best thing that can happen to you. If you're not one of those, you're just stuck with it.
“School is prison. Nudes are your new currency.”, @GalionPrison
“Stoner or redneck? Pick one or be stuck with both.”, @GalionChoice
“If you're not a stoner, you're just part of the problem.”, @GalionProblem
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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