Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you blow a guy so hard he comes without touching anything else. Like you’re the main event and he’s just a side dish.

Blow job so good my guy cummed before I even took my shoes off.

She sucked him dry while I was eating cereal.

He came like a sprinkler while I was still wearing my bra.

2

Getting off just by giving head. No touching. No fancy moves. Just pure talent and a little bit of magic.

He came like a fountain while I was chewing gum.

I gave him head and he exploded like a firework.

I was still wearing my socks when he cummed.

3

When you give a guy a blowjob so good he comes without even trying. It’s like you’re a superhero and he’s just a fan.

I gave him head and he came like a volcano.

He cummed before I even took my shirt off.

I was still in my pajamas when he exploded.

4

An orgasm so sudden it happens before you even get started. It’s like the guy was waiting for you to show up.

He came before I even touched him.

I started giving head and he cummed like a dog.

He exploded before I even took my shoes off.

5

Getting off just by giving a guy a blowjob. No touching. No nothing. Just pure skill and a little bit of luck.

I gave him head and he came like a waterfall.

He exploded before I even took my socks off.

He cummed while I was still in my pajamas.

6

When you blow a guy so good he comes before you even start. It’s like you’re a magician and he’s just a fan.

He came before I even touched him.

I gave him head and he exploded like a volcano.

He cummed before I even took my shirt off.