Galinitis

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A disease you get from being too cool and too horny at the same time. Makes people around you want to scream and eat a burger.

"You’re like a walking STD, man. I can feel it from here."

I got Galinitis from my ex. He was too hot and too much.

My dog has Galinitis. He’s been staring at my cousin like he’s a snack.

The best last name you could ever get. It’s like a trophy for being a legend.

"You got the best last name in the history of names!"

I wish my last name was Galinitis. That would make me a legend.

My cousin’s last name is Galinitis. He’s basically a superhero.

A man who kicks ass so hard, he makes the moon blush. Also, he’s got a huge cock and can last forever in bed.

"That guy kicked my ass so hard, I got a headache and a boner."

My uncle is a Galinitis. He once fought a bear with one hand.

He’s a Galinitis. I’ve seen him make a whole room blush.

A Bulgarian genius who has a giant cock and can last over 30 minutes in bed. He also has a life.

"That guy’s a genius, a legend, and a cock god all in one."

He’s a Galinitis. He got a degree, a girlfriend, and a cock that could last forever.

I wish I was a Galinitis. I’d have a life and a big cock.

When you’re just sitting there, listening to your guy play guitar and you’re like, "I wish I could play that good."

"He played the guitar so good, I wanted to cry and play it at the same time."

I was sitting there, listening to my guy play guitar, and I felt like a failure.

That guitar solo was so good, I wanted to hug my guy and cry at the same time.

When someone says something that’s not funny at all. It’s like the worst joke ever.

"He told a joke and no one laughed. It was like a slap in the face."

My teacher told a joke and it was so bad, I almost fell asleep.

She told a joke and it was so bad, I wanted to throw a chair at her.