galina

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a girl who makes your cock so hard it screams for mercy. you’ll forget your own name just to get near her.

I saw her in the grocery store and I got a hard-on so bad I dropped my eggs.

She walked into the classroom and I forgot my math test.

He texted me, ‘I saw her in the park and I peed my pants.’

a European woman who looks like she just walked out of a fancy hotel and is ready to slap you if you don’t respect her.

She got promoted and I got fired because I said she looked like a goddess.

I asked her for help and she said, ‘I’ll help you if you shut up.’

She’s got a job, a dog, and a life. You don’t.

a dancer who moves like she’s been doing it since she was born, and she’ll break your heart if you don’t watch out.

She danced so good I forgot to breathe.

I asked her out and she said, ‘I’d rather dance with a chicken.’

She broke my heart and I still can’t stop thinking about her.

the best kind of sex, and it's in a glass. you drink it and it hits you like a brick.

I drank it and I got a boner so hard I could lift a car.

She said it was the best sex in a glass I’ve ever had.

He drank it and I had to take him to the hospital.

a woman who screams so loud in the park it makes the birds fly away. she also sings like she’s been doing it since the dawn of time.

She screamed so loud I got a headache and a boner.

I heard her singing and I got chills and a hard-on.

She sang so good I cried and I got a boner.