Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who eats a whole bag of weed in one go and then yells at the moon

I tried pot once and now I live in a closet with my mom’s old couch.

He smoked so much he turned into a human smoke machine.

She ate a whole bag of weed and then cried about it on TikTok.

2

a person who thinks they’re the king of the hill after one hit

He smoked one hit and then started a war with the neighbor’s dog.

She took one hit and claimed she was the queen of the universe.

He tried pot and now he thinks he’s the president.

3

a person who turns into a pot monster and eats everything in sight

He ate my sandwich and my brother’s homework after one hit.

She turned into a pot monster and ate the whole fridge.

He took one hit and ate the cat’s food and my mom’s hair.

4

a person who gets so high they think they’re a superhero

He took one hit and started flying around the house.

She thought she was Wonder Woman and tried to fight a robot.

He ate a whole bag of weed and then tried to punch the sky.

5

a person who can’t stop talking about pot after one hit

He took one hit and now he talks about pot nonstop.

She took a hit and started telling everyone her life story.

He took one hit and now he won’t stop talking about his ex.

6

a person who thinks they’re a wizard after one hit

He took one hit and started casting spells on his little brother.

She took one hit and thought she could turn the dog into a chicken.

He took a hit and now he claims he can read minds.