Galileo School for Gifted Learning

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This school is full of weirdos, homeschooled nerds, and kids who think they're special. The teachers are just random people who don’t care, and you can probably bring a knife in and no one would notice.
My cousin tried to bring a lightsaber to class and the teacher said, 'Cool, now shut up.'
I saw a kid eat a whole pizza during math class and the teacher just nodded.
The principal once wore pajamas to work and no one said anything.
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Galileo is like a broken vending machine, no money, no snacks, and everything is just kind of broken. The teachers are lazy, the kids are weird, and you end up sharing a pe class with your least favorite person.
I had to share a treadmill with my nemesis and now I hate running.
The teacher let us eat chips during test time and I failed because I ate too fast.
My mom tried to volunteer but got stuck in the cafeteria and now she's the lunch lady.
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This school is for kids who don’t fit in anywhere else. The teachers are just random people who show up and say 'Hello' and you could probably get away with bringing a knife in and no one would even notice.
I brought a knife to class and the teacher said, 'Cool, now shut up.'
My friend brought a chicken to science class and it exploded during the experiment.
The principal once tried to wear a crown to school and no one stopped him.
4
Galileo is like a lost dog, no money, no snacks, and everyone just kind of limps through life. The teachers are random, the kids are weird, and you end up sharing a pe class with your least favorite person.
I shared a treadmill with my worst enemy and now I hate running.
The teacher let us eat pizza during a test and I failed because I ate too fast.
My mom tried to volunteer but ended up working in the cafeteria.
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This school is for kids who think they're special, but no one actually cares. The teachers are lazy, the kids are weird, and you end up sharing a pe class with your least favorite person.
I shared a treadmill with my nemesis and now I hate running.
The teacher let us eat chips during test time and I failed because I ate too fast.
My mom tried to volunteer but got stuck in the cafeteria and now she's the lunch lady.
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Galileo is like a broken calculator, no money, no snacks, and everything is just kind of broken. The teachers are lazy, the kids are weird, and you end up sharing a pe class with your least favorite person.
I shared a treadmill with my worst enemy and now I hate running.
The teacher let us eat pizza during a test and I failed because I ate too fast.
My mom tried to volunteer but ended up working in the cafeteria.
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