galileo figaro

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You scream it like you just found out your mom is dating your best friend and he’s got a tattoo of a chicken.

"Galileo!" I yelled as I saw my mom’s face in the pizza shop window.

"Galileo!" I shouted when my dog ate my math homework.

"Galileo!" I cried when I failed the test for the 10th time.

You yell it so loud the neighbors think you’re being tortured by a duck with a megaphone.

"Galileo!" I yelled when my dad locked me out of the house.

"Galileo!" I roared when my math teacher gave me a zero.

"Galileo!" I howled after I got in trouble for eating the entire cake.

You shout it like you just saw your principal wearing socks with sandals and a chicken hat.

"Galileo!" I said when I saw my teacher’s face in the mirror.

"Galileo!" I yelled when I got a pop quiz on the weekend.

"Galileo!" I screamed after I failed the science test again.

You scream it like you just discovered your lunch was stolen by a chicken wearing a crown.

"GALILEO FIGARO!!!" I screamed when I saw my mom’s face in the pizza shop window.

"GALILEO FIGARO!!!" I yelled when I got a zero on my math test.

"GALILEO FIGARO!!!" I roared when my dog ate my homework.