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A stupid line in the song Bohemian Rhapsody that only a fool would sing.
'Galileo!' I yell, because I think I'm cool.
My friend sings it in the shower and it's annoying as hell.
My dog barks it every time I play the song.
Galileo
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A dumb scientist who said the Earth goes around the sun. Also a pale Italian who probably got sent to jail because he was too white for the church.
'Galileo was a failure, and his tan was fake.'
He got arrested for being too pale and not smart enough.
He was the worst Italian ever, and the church hated him.
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To slice off someone's middle finger like it's a criminal.
'I'm going to Galileo you for stealing my lunch money.'
He Galileo'd his brother for not letting him play video games.
She Galileo'd her friend for calling her ugly.
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To take a long poop that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable.
He Galileo'd in the bathroom and no one wanted to use it after that.
I Galileo'd during class and the teacher gave me detention.
She Galileo'd in the car and the whole family was grossed out.
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When someone thinks their butt is round, but everyone else says it's flat and looks like a pancake.
'My butt is round, not flat!' he said, but everyone laughed at him.
She kept saying her butt was round, but no one believed her.
He tried to convince the class his butt was round, but he got laughed at.
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A stupid chant that sounds like a group of monkeys yelling in a gym.
'Galileo! Galileo! Galileo! Galileo Figaro!' they all screamed like fools.
My friends and I did the Galileo chant and it was ridiculous.
We tried to do the Galileo chant and it was louder than a rock concert.
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A terrible school with weird kids, crazy teachers, and the worst equipment. But the students are actually nice, even though they're all weird.
'This school is the worst, but my friends are cool.'
The teachers are all weird, but the kids are actually nice.
The school is terrible, but the teachers are just crazy.