Galileah

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Galileahs are the funniest, most loyal friends you could ever have. They’ll throw you into a lake if you don’t take their side in an argument and will follow you to the ends of the Earth just to prove they’re better than everyone else.

I’d die for you, but only if you bring me pizza first.

You’re my bestie, but I’m still gonna steal your boyfriends.

If you don’t laugh at my jokes, I’ll punch you in the face.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Galileahs are outgoing, loud, and will do anything to make you think they’re the coolest person in school. They’re smart but act like they’re stupid on purpose just to be annoying.

I’m smart, but I’m also kinda dumb, okay? Don’t tell anyone.

I’ll be the last person to know if you’re sad, but I’ll be the first to laugh at your failed math test.

I’m not loud, I’m just extremely confident.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Galileahs are hot, athletic, and will fight anyone who dares to say they’re not. They’re your best friend, but they’ll also try to steal your crush and your lunch money.

You’re my best friend, but I’m also taking your crush and your last taco.

I’ll beat you up if you don’t admit I’m the prettiest girl in school.

You’re my bestie, but I’m also gonna fail you in math just because I can.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Galileahs are the kind of friends who’ll stay up all night just to text you every single day. They’re smart, but they’re also the biggest drama queens you’ll ever meet.

I’m smart, but I also cry every time I fail a test.

I’ll text you at 1 AM just to say I miss you.

I’m not a drama queen, I’m just extremely dramatic.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Galileahs are the kind of friends who’ll go to any extreme to show they care. They’ll punch your enemies, steal your food, and will follow you to the ends of the Earth just to prove they’re better.

I’ll punch your brother just so I can prove I’m better than you.

I’ll steal your chicken nuggets if you don’t take my side.

I’ll follow you to the moon if that’s what it takes to be the best friend.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Galileahs are the kind of friends who’ll do anything to make you laugh. They’re smart, but they’re also the kind of people who’ll make you think they’re the dumbest person in school.

I’m smart, but I also act like I’m stupid just to be annoying.

I’ll make you laugh until you cry.

I’ll fail your math test just because I can.

by Slangipedia 12d ago