Galilea Vargas

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A HUMAN BEING SO GOOD IT HURTS TO LOOK AT HER. SHE’S CUTE LIKE A BABY RACCOON, AND SHE KNOWS MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL.

She’s like a perfect snack and also a genius.

I wish I was half as good as her and half as cute.

She’s the only person who can make me feel stupid and jealous at the same time.

A GOD-SENT HUMAN BEING WHO LOOKS GOOD, TALKS SMART, AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DOG WHO DROPPED A BONE IN A POOL.

She’s like a smart fairy who also looks good.

I’m the dog who dropped a bone in a pool and she’s the fairy who laughed at me.

She’s the kind of person who makes you question your life choices.

THE BEST PERSON EVER. CUTE, NICE, AND SMARTER THAN A GUY WHO TRIED TO EXPLAIN HOW A DOG WORKS.

She’s the best person ever, and I’m just the guy who tried to explain a dog.

She’s like a perfect human who also knows what a dog is.

She’s so good, I think she’s from another planet.