galilander

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A galilander is a bird so rare it probably thinks you’re a weirdo for even looking at it. You’ll find one only if you’re lucky and not too tired to care.
I walked for three hours and still didn’t see a galilander. I think it was laughing at me.
My dog saw a galilander and ran into a tree. Classic.
I found a galilander, but it flew away when I said 'hello' like I was a weird bird whisperer.
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A galilander is a bird so rare it might as well be a ghost. You’ll find it only if you’re desperate and don’t mind getting lost.
I got lost looking for a galilander. Now I’m lost and probably never going back.
I saw a galilander, but it was so tiny I thought it was a pebble. I was wrong.
I tried to catch a galilander. It flew away and I got a headache.
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A galilander is a bird so rare it doesn’t even know it’s famous. You’ll find it only if you’re patient and don’t mind getting yelled at by it.
I found a galilander, but it yelled at me. I’m still sore from that.
I waited for an hour for a galilander. It showed up and left immediately.
I tried to take a picture of a galilander, and it looked at me like I was a fool.
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