Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Galigard warrior is a guy who will beg a girl to give him a footjob and would kiss her toes if she said yes.

I’d eat your socks if you let me lick your toes.

I’ll do your laundry if you let me touch your feet.

I’ll cry in the shower if you let me suck your toes.

2

A Galigard warrior is a guy who would let a girl beat him up just to get a footjob.

I’ll take a punch in the face if you let me do your toes.

I’ll let you slap me if you let me suck your feet.

I’ll eat a pizza in the trash if you let me lick your toes.

3

A Galigard warrior is a guy who would follow a girl to the ends of the Earth just to get a footjob.

I’d walk to the moon if you let me do your toes.

I’ll follow you to the mall if you let me suck your feet.

I’ll eat a hot dog in the snow if you let me lick your toes.

4

A Galigard warrior is a guy who would trade his soul for a footjob.

I’ll give up my dog for a footjob.

I’ll sell my shoes if you let me lick your toes.

I’d let you take my pizza if you let me suck your feet.

5

A Galigard warrior is a guy who thinks a footjob is the best thing since pizza.

I’d rather have a footjob than a sandwich.

I’d eat a whole pizza if I got a footjob.

I’d let you take my phone if I got a footjob.

6

A Galigard warrior is a guy who would ask a girl for a footjob in front of the whole school.

I’d shout your name in the hallway if you let me do your toes.

I’d write your name on the board if you let me suck your feet.

I’d sing your name in the lunchroom if you let me lick your toes.