Galifianakis

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A Greek dessert that tastes like custard soaked in syrup and wrapped in phyllo like it’s being tortured. It’s either baked in a pan or rolled up like a fat kid after a candy bar.
My cousin ate three of these and now he’s in the hospital.
I tried to make it and my kitchen looked like a warzone.
My mom says it’s the only thing that can save me from becoming a vegetable.
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A last name so weird it should be a curse. It’s like having a last name that people can’t even spell without crying.
My teacher tried to pronounce it and now she has a migraine.
My friend’s name is Galifianakis and it’s like a joke that never ends.
I got a D because I wrote Galifianakis instead of Galifianakis.
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A comedian who’s like a madman with a piano. He rips people apart with jokes, does characters that are so ridiculous they make you question your life, and works with Tim and Eric like they’re his brain’s best friends.
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
He did a whole set about gay snakes and I’m still confused.
I saw him live and I now hate my life.
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