galifianaking

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When someone acts like they’re the smartest person in the room, but they’re just making stuff up and pretending they know what they’re talking about.
I know more about quantum physics than you do, and I didn’t even finish high school.
Why is the sky blue? Because it feels like it should be.
I can fix your computer. I just need a minute and a cup of coffee.
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When someone acts like they’re having a wild time, but they’re just trying to hide how much of a mess they are.
I’m fine. I just lost my keys and my dignity.
This is the best hangover ever. I don’t even know why I’m here.
I’m not drunk. I’m just slightly aware of my mistakes.
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