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When Zach Galifianakis comes out of nowhere and hits you like a drunk bear

He showed up at my birthday and yelled 'I'm here to ruin this!' before throwing cake at me.

I was eating a sandwich and he appeared behind me and bit my ear off.

He texted me at 3 a. m. and said 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks.'

Zach Galifianakis showing up and making your life a mess

He showed up at my job and told my boss he was my boyfriend.

He crashed my dinner party and tried to eat my pizza.

He texted my mom and said I was his new sidekick.

When Zach Galifianakis shows up and turns your day into a nightmare

He showed up at my gym and told the trainer I was his personal workout buddy.

He walked into my class and told my teacher I was his favorite student.

He showed up at my concert and started singing off-key.

Zach Galifianakis showing up and making you feel like a fool

He showed up at my meeting and said I was his new boss.

He walked into my house and said I was his new roommate.

He showed up at my interview and asked my interviewer if I was his new employee.

When Zach Galifianakis shows up and laughs at your problems

He showed up at my job and said my problems were 'kinda cute.'

He walked into my house and said my life was 'a little sad.'

He showed up at my party and said my guests were 'kinda annoying.'

Zach Galifianakis coming to your life like a crazy man

He showed up at my house and said I was his new best friend.

He walked into my store and said I was his new employee.

He showed up at my game and said I was his new teammate.