Galien

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A fag alien who thinks he's cool but everyone just laughs at him.
"You're not even from here, you're just a fag alien."
DM: "Why is this alien still here?"
Tweet: "This fag alien is trying to be a star, but he's just a mess."
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A tiny town so boring it could fall asleep and never wake up. All it has is a bar, a light that blinks like it's on drugs, and people who drive tractors instead of cars.
"I live in Galien, and my life is just tractors and a bar."
Tweet: "Why is there a flashing light in the middle of nowhere?"
DM: "I live in Galien, and my life is like a farming simulator."
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Farm girls who think they're smart, but they can't even use a phone without crying. They're cute, but they're also the reason everyone laughs at Galien.
"My cousin is a Galien Girl and she cried when I showed her a phone."
Tweet: "Galien Girls think they're smart, but they can't even text."
DM: "I dated a Galien Girl, and she couldn't even use a phone."
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When you take a gay and make him feel like he's been thrown out of a spaceship and into a dumpster.
"You just alienated a gay, and it was brutal."
Tweet: "Alienating a gay is like punching a unicorn."
DM: "That guy just got alienated by a gay."
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A V-tuber who is the chaos god and lives on a streaming app. He eats hot peppers so loud it sounds like a war, and he makes people laugh until they pee themselves.
"That V-tuber just ate a hot pepper and screamed like a banshee."
Tweet: "The chaos god is back with another TTMMLGOS."
DM: "That V-tuber is so chaotic, he might end the stream again."
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