galician cardinal

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A purple meaty mess you get when someone whacks you with a sausage.
My cousin got a galician cardinal after my uncle tried to kiss him.
She got a galician cardinal from her boyfriend's cousin at the party.
I got a galician cardinal from my homie's dad during a street fight.
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A big purple slap on your face from a guy's meaty stick.
He got a galician cardinal when the guy at the gym tried to show off.
My friend’s sister got one from her ex during a breakup fight.
I got a galician cardinal from my neighbor’s brother at the park.
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A purple bruise you get when a guy's meaty thing hits you like a hammer.
My brother got a galician cardinal from his friend at the bar.
She got one from her teacher after a bad prank.
I got a galician cardinal from my homie’s dad during a game.
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A purple mess on your body when a guy's meaty thing crashes into you.
My cousin got a galician cardinal when his friend tried to be cool.
He got one from his dad after a big argument.
She got a galician cardinal from her boyfriend during a fight.
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A big purple spot on your face from a guy’s meaty stick slapping you.
I got a galician cardinal from my friend’s dad during a street fight.
He got one from his brother after a big fight.
She got a galician cardinal from her teacher during a prank.
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A purple bruise you get when a guy’s meaty thing hits you real hard.
My friend got a galician cardinal from his brother during a big argument.
She got one from her boyfriend after a bad breakup.
I got a galician cardinal from my homie’s dad at the park.
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