galice

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A guy who thinks he's the king of the block, but everyone else knows he's just a fake king with a bad comb.

My cousin's galice thinks he's the richest man on Earth. He spends more time in the barber shop than at work.

That galice tried to flirt with my mom and got sent to the principal's office.

My galice claims he's got 100 girls. I think he's got 2 and one of them is his cousin.

When you give someone the tongue and hand lotion treatment like they're your new best friend and you don't care if they're grossed out.

He licked my hand and smothered it on my face like I was a baby and he was trying to feed me.

My sister's galice gave her a hand job on the face and she cried because she had to go to work.

He gave me the hand lotion treatment in front of my entire class. I still haven't lived it down.

When someone says they fixed a problem, but they're actually just making everyone else's life a living hell.

He said he fixed the printer, but now the whole office is using the fax machine. It's a disaster.

She told us she fixed the internet, but now we have to deal with a broken coffee machine and a crying cat.

He claimed he fixed the software, but now the whole team is stuck with a broken coffee machine and no internet.

When someone slacks off so bad, it makes everyone else's life a nightmare like a giant wave crashing into a tiny boat.

My coworker took 2 hours to finish a 2-minute task. Now I've got 3 hours of work to do.

He left work early and now the whole office is stuck with my unfinished report.

She took the day off and left us with a broken machine and a 500-page report.

When someone takes the easy way out and ends up causing a huge mess for the whole team like a giant wave crashing into a tiny boat.

He used a glue stick to fix the machine. Now the whole office is stuck with broken paper and broken coffee machines.

She used a marker to write on the report. Now the whole team has to rewrite everything.

He used a pen to fix the printer. Now we're all stuck with broken paper and broken coffee machines.