galiber

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A person with a log so big it looks like a tree, a stick thicker than a toilet paper roll, a pencil sharpened so hard it could stab a bear, and a brick stick that could break a bone.
My dad is a galiber. He tried to hit a raccoon with a tree branch and missed.
That guy at the park is a galiber. He tried to draw with a pencil so sharp it looked like a knife.
My neighbor is a galiber. He uses a brick stick to threaten the mailman.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Galib is the king of the hill. The person who beats everyone up and makes them do his homework.
Galib walked into the classroom and said, 'You all are weak. I'm the boss.'
Galib beat up the principal and took his job.
Galib is the reason my teacher has gray hair.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone shows up to work in shoes so ugly they make the whole office look bad.
My coworker showed up in purple shoes with polka dots. The office looked like a clown exploded.
She wore slippers to work and made the boss cry.
He walked in with shoes that looked like they came from a garbage can.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A galibe is a guy and a girl who are best friends, talk all day, become roommates, and then start cheating on each other and having wild sex with other people.
My friend is a galibe. He and his best friend sleep in the same bed and cheat on each other every night.
They started as friends and now they're both cheating on each other and smoking weed like it's a religion.
They're so close they even share the same bed and sometimes they fight over the same blanket.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who is always high, doesn't care about school, smells like a garbage can, and only thinks about himself.
He showed up to class high, stinking like a trash can, and didn't do his homework.
She never brushes her teeth and eats chips for breakfast every day.
He only cares about weed and his own problems. He doesn't care about anyone else.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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