galibe

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A galibe is someone who kicks your ass so hard you think you’re in a boxing ring with a donkey.
My galibe beat me in a math test and then laughed at me like I was a baby.
He walked into class and I knew I was doomed. That’s my galibe.
My galibe showed up with a lunch and a victory dance. I got a C.
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A galibe is a guy with a stick so thick it could be a tree, and a pencil so sharp it could stab you.
My galibe came to school with a tree branch and a pencil that could cut through my brain.
He brought a stick so big it looked like he was going to fight a bear.
My galibe had a pencil that could dig my eyes out. I got scared.
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A galibe is a guy who shows up to work in flip-flops and thinks he’s the boss.
My galibe came in with flip-flops and tried to boss me around. I laughed in his face.
He wore slippers to work and thought he was cool. I called him out.
My galibe wore sandals and tried to give me a hard time. I beat him at lunch.
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A galibe is a guy who’s best friends with a girl, lives with her, and spends every night smoking weed and having sex with her and her friends.
My galibe lives with his best friend and they smoke weed and have sex every night.
He and his galibe are best friends, live together, and have a party every weekend.
My galibe and his best friend are best friends, smoke weed, and have sex with all their friends.
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A galibe is a guy who’s always high, always lazy, never brushes his teeth, and takes all the snacks.
My galibe never brushes his teeth and eats all the snacks. He’s a disaster.
He’s always high, never does homework, and takes all the food.
My galibe is a snack thief, a lazy bum, and always smells like a trash can.
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