Galib

Current Trending
#winner#boss#no fear

1 views · Added 12d ago · 5 definitions

1
A Galib is the king of the battlefield. The only one who doesn't get beat up. The one who eats lunch first and leaves the others to fight for the last sandwich.
I'm the Galib of this class. I don't even have to do homework.
He's the Galib of the gym. No one challenges him.
She's the Galib of the lunch table. The rest of us are just side dishes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
2
A Galib is someone who has a log so thick it could split the ocean in two. They use it to beat people up or just to look cool.
He walks around with a log like it's a sword. It's just a log.
She showed up with a tree in her hand. It wasn't even a tree anymore.
He used a pencil like it was a sword. It was just a pencil.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
3
When a person shows up to work wearing shoes that are totally wrong for the job and no one says anything because they’re all too busy laughing.
He showed up to work in flip flops. It was like he was wearing a birthday party on his feet.
She wore heels to the construction site. It was like she was trying to build a skyscraper with her toes.
He showed up in snow boots. It was summer. It was hot.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
4
A Galibe is a guy or girl who’s best friends with the opposite gender. They text all day, live together, and spend more time with each other than their own parents.
They’ve been best friends since third grade. Now they live together and fight about who uses the last sock.
She’s best friends with her guy friend. They fight about who’s the best at video games.
They live together and fight about who leaves the mess in the kitchen.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
5
A Galib is someone who lives in a mess, never cleans, takes all the drugs, and always thinks they’re the best at everything even when they’re clearly not.
He lives in a pile of clothes and eats cereal for dinner every day.
She takes all the pills and still fails every test.
He doesn’t clean his room since 2017 and still thinks he’s the smartest kid in school.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
xs