galhoon

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Galhoons are basically clueless jerks who only know how to say 'what time?', 'mook', and 'chunky monkey'. They move like a bunch of傻瓜 spinning in circles with their fists like they're trying to punch the sky.
'What time?' he said, like he just woke up from a nap.
She called me a 'mook' and then threw a snack at me.
They did the whole chunky monkey dance in the middle of the grocery store.
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A Galhoon is someone who acts like they're the king of the universe, but only knows three words and moves like a broken robot with a fist obsession.
He went 'what time?' at the most random moment, like he was annoyed at life.
She called me a 'mook' and then did the chunky monkey dance in front of my face.
They waved their fists around like they were trying to fight a ghost.
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Galhoons are like the worst kind of weirdos who only know three words, and when they move, it’s like they’re trying to punch the sun.
He said 'what time?' while spinning like a lunatic in the middle of the park.
She called me a 'mook' and then did the chunky monkey dance in my living room.
They waved their fists like they were fighting a dragon.
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