galhia

My ex is a galhia. I miss her so much I cry every time I see a cheeseburger.

This pizza is a galhia. I would marry it if it asked me.

My dog is a galhia. He doesn’t bark. He just stares at me like I owe him money.

My mom is a galhia. She doesn’t yell. She just smiles and burns my dinner.

This game is a galhia. I’ve been playing it for 10 hours and I still haven’t lost.

My teacher is a galhia. She lets me sleep through class and gives me an A.

This coffee is a galhia. It tastes like heaven. I would die for it.

My cat is a galhia. It doesn’t meow. It just sits there and judges me.

My best friend is a galhia. She listens to my rants and still texts me at 2 a. m.

My dad is a galhia. He doesn’t shout. He just laughs and forgets to pay the bills.

This song is a galhia. I’ve been singing it for 5 years and I still don’t know the words.

My neighbor is a galhia. He mows his lawn and leaves mine alone.

This dog is a galhia. It doesn’t bark. It just sits there and stares at me like I owe it money.

My job is a galhia. I get paid and I don’t have to kill anyone.

This movie is a galhia. It’s so good I watched it 10 times in one day.

This cake is a galhia. I would eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My phone is a galhia. It doesn’t break. It just sits there and laughs at me.

My crush is a galhia. He doesn’t text me. He just smiles and acts like he doesn’t know me.