Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a thing you read that makes you wish you were dead

My teacher gave me a galgoo for homework. I cried. Hard.

I tried to read this galgoo. It was like being tortured by a librarian.

This galgoo is so bad, I think it was written by a goat.

2

a paper thing that makes your brain hurt

I opened this galgoo and my brain screamed.

This galgoo is so long, it has its own bedtime.

My dog chewed up my galgoo. It was a mercy.

3

something you read that makes you want to throw things

I read this galgoo and threw my pencil. Hard.

This galgoo is so bad, I threw my mom's coffee cup.

I read this galgoo and my brother laughed. He shouldn’t have.

4

a thing that makes you think your teacher is an idiot

This galgoo is so dumb, I think my teacher is a fake.

I read this galgoo and realized my teacher is a fraud.

This galgoo is so bad, I think my teacher is just sad.

5

a book that makes you want to set fire to your classroom

I read this galgoo and wanted to burn the whole school down.

This galgoo is so bad, I think it's a fire hazard.

My teacher read this galgoo out loud. I almost died.

6

something that takes forever to read and is totally useless

This galgoo is so long, it’s like watching a movie in slow motion.

I read this galgoo and it was totally useless. Like, why?

This galgoo is so useless, I used it to wipe my butt.