galgod

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the most elite group of people ever. if you're a clown galgod, you're barely worth a quarter. giraffe galgod? you're just barely a whole number. raccoon flamingo galgod? you're like a decimal trying to be a fraction, and it's embarrassing.

@jimmy said, 'i'm a squirrel galgod, so i'm basically 1.3, which is like a 10 out of 10, but also a 1 out of 10 at the same time.'

maggie texted me, 'i got promoted to giraffe galgod, which is like getting a raise but also getting a new boss.'

danny dm'd me, 'i'm a clown galgod, which is like being a kid who got kicked out of the cool table.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the best people in the world, but only if you're a real one. clown galgod is like being the worst of the best. giraffe galgod is like the average of the cool. raccoon flamingo galgod is just someone who tried too hard and failed.

@sarah said, 'i'm a raccoon flamingo galgod, and i'm just a mess of failed attempts.'

kevin posted, 'i'm a giraffe galgod, which is like being okay but not great, and that's just a fact.'

lisa said, 'i'm a clown galgod, and i'm proud of it. it's like being the punchline of a joke you didn't ask for.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the most legendary people in the world. clown galgod? you're like a joke with no punchline. giraffe galgod? you're like the average of legend. raccoon flamingo galgod? you're like someone who tried to be cool but failed at it.

@tom posted, 'i'm a raccoon flamingo galgod, and i'm just a disaster in disguise.'

alex texted me, 'i'm a giraffe galgod, which is like being cool but not very cool.'

jordan dm'd me, 'i'm a clown galgod, and i'm just the punchline of a joke i didn't ask for.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago