galgatron

My dog ran through a hedge and came back with a galgatron on his face.

That scratch on my arm looks like a raccoon tried to claw me to death.

My sister’s leg has a galgatron that could be used as a stepping stone.

I got a galgatron from my brother after a knife fight.

That scratch on my elbow looks like it was carved by a mad woodchuck.

My neighbor’s cat got a galgatron from a fence and now it’s limping.

My foot has a galgatron so bad it could win a prize.

That scratch on his face looks like it was made by a grumpy goat.

My cousin got a galgatron from a sword fight and it’s still bleeding.

My arm has a galgatron so deep it could be a swimming pool.

That scratch on her leg looks like a bear tried to dig into her.

My friend got a galgatron from a chainsaw and it’s still screaming.

I got a galgatron from my ghost neighbor.

That scratch on my back looks like it was made by a haunted door.

My brother got a galgatron from a ghost and now he won’t sleep.