Galgani

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Galgani are the annoying cousins of St. Gemma Galgani who think they’re saints and never stop nagging you about your life.
My uncle Galgani called me at 3 a. m. to tell me my life is a disaster.
My cousin Galgani texted me a 10-minute sermon about my dating life.
My Galgani aunt showed up at my job to pray for my boss.
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If you're a Galgani, you're like a holy pest who thinks everyone needs your advice and your prayers.
My Galgani cousin showed up at my wedding to pray for my in-laws.
My Galgani uncle tried to bless my dog at the park.
My Galgani mom called me to tell me my ex is going to hell.
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Galgani people are the worst kind of holy people who think they're your personal saint and never stop checking up on you.
My Galgani cousin showed up at my apartment to pray for my cat.
My Galgani uncle texted me during my exam to tell me I'm failing.
My Galgani aunt showed up at my gym to tell me my workout is a sin.
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Galgani are like holy relatives who think they’re your guardian angel and will show up everywhere to tell you your life is messed up.
My Galgani cousin showed up at my job to tell me I'm not living my purpose.
My Galgani uncle called me during my lunch break to pray for my boss.
My Galgani aunt showed up at my party to tell me my life is a disaster.
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Galgani people are like holy relatives who think they're your personal saint and show up everywhere to tell you your life is a mess.
My Galgani cousin showed up at my gym to tell me my workout is a sin.
My Galgani uncle called me during my date to tell me I'm not living my purpose.
My Galgani aunt showed up at my restaurant to pray for my waiter.
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Galgani are like holy relatives who think they're your guardian angel and will show up at the worst times to tell you your life is ruined.
My Galgani cousin showed up at my job to tell me I'm not living my purpose.
My Galgani uncle called me during my date to tell me I'm a sinner.
My Galgani aunt showed up at my gym to tell me my workout is a sin.
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