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When three or more people crash at someone's house and everyone is a raging mess because there's not enough beds or space to even lay down without getting stepped on.
My cousin's house became a warzone when seven of us showed up with no plan.
I tried to sleep on the floor and got elbowed in the face by my uncle.
My friend’s mom screamed at everyone because the couch was now a bed and it was broken.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When too many people try to sleep in one place and it turns into a wrestling match for the last bed.
I fought my brother for the last pillow and lost.
My friend’s dog took over the bed and I had to sleep on the floor.
We all ended up on the floor because there was no room left.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When more people show up than expected and there's not enough space to sleep without getting squished like sardines.
I got squished between my dad and my cousin and couldn't breathe.
My friend’s cat took over my spot and I had to sleep with the dog.
I tried to sleep and my brother's feet were in my face the whole night.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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