galfredo sauce

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The thick, gloopy mess you get when a woman with a penis goes all in and you have no idea what hit you

My mom said she didn't know what she was doing when she swallowed my dad's galfredo sauce. Now I know why she's been crying ever since.

I got galfredo sauce for breakfast. It was like eating a whole episode of my dad's weird sex life.

My sister texted me: 'I just swallowed my boyfriend's galfredo sauce. I might vomit.'

The slimy result of a woman with a penis trying to be fancy and failing

My uncle's galfredo sauce was so bad, my aunt had to take a bite of it just to be polite.

At the restaurant, my dad said he ordered galfredo sauce. It turned out to be my mom's cum in a bowl.

My brother's galfredo sauce was so slimy, the waiter left the table.

The messy aftermath of a woman with a penis doing something bold and you're stuck with it

My mom told me she swallowed my dad's galfredo sauce. I don't know if I should be proud or terrified.

My dad said he made galfredo sauce for the whole family. We all got it. It was like a cum tsunami.

My sister's galfredo sauce was so messy, my brother had to mop the floor.