galeyr

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A man who can charm the pants off a woman and still have time to flirt with five others like they’re on sale
He told me he was going to propose, then I saw him laughing with his ex at the bar.
He said he was my one true love, then I saw him licking his lips at my best friend.
He promised to text me every day, then I saw him typing 20 messages to different girls.
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A guy who acts like he’s in love with one woman but secretly texts five others like they’re his side hustle
He said he was going to propose, then I saw him texting his ex about dinner.
He called me his soulmate, then I saw him flirting with my coworker at lunch.
He told me he’d never leave me, then I saw him asking his mom for advice on how to break up with me.
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