Galesburg Illinois

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A town where everyone’s pregnant, doing meth, and trying to act like they’re from Chicago.

My cousin got pregnant at 14 and now she’s doing meth in Galesburg.

The guy at the gas station claims he’s from Chicago, but he can’t even spell it.

My mom says Galesburg is just Chicago with a bad hair day.

A place where the only thing hotter than the sun is the amount of meth and teenage babies.

I went to Galesburg once, and I saw a kid with a baby and a meth pipe.

The school there is just a bunch of pregnant teens and people who think they’re cool.

My uncle tried to move there, but he got kicked out for smoking meth in the principal’s office.

A town where the main events are birth announcements, meth overdoses, and fake Chicago accents.

The local news is just birth announcements and meth-related crimes.

My friend’s cousin tried to sound like a Chicago gangster, but he just said 'yo' too much.

There’s a sign in Galesburg that says 'Welcome to the birthplace of bad decisions.'