Galert

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A super fast and messy way of jacking off that happens in under five minutes and makes you feel like a sweaty, smelly, overcooked sausage.

My cousin galerted in the snow and then screamed like a baby because his balls were frozen.

He galerted so fast he forgot to put on pants before he finished.

I tried to galert but my hands were too numb, so I just peed on the floor and cried.

When you frantically jack off so fast it feels like your brain is melting and your penis is screaming for mercy.

He galerted in the middle of a blizzard and then fell over because he was too proud.

I galerted so hard my roommate thought there was a fire in the bathroom.

She tried to galert but just ended up with a broken wrist and a ton of regrets.

A brutal, no-nonsense way of getting off that happens in record time and leaves you so exhausted you can barely stand up.

He galerted in the snow and then sat there for 10 minutes like a confused turtle.

I galerted so fast I almost bit my thumb off.

My brother galerted and then passed out because his brain was too busy.

When you jack off like a maniac in under five minutes, and your body feels like it’s been through a war.

He galerted so hard he woke up the entire neighborhood.

I galerted and then ran outside to yell at the moon.

She galerted and then cried because she felt like a broken toaster.

A lightning-fast, sweaty, and extremely proud way of getting off that makes you feel like a superhero who just finished a marathon.

He galerted so fast he forgot to put on socks.

I galerted and then did a backflip in the snow.

She galerted and then texted her ex to say she was still better than him.