galerian

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A galerian is a messed-up human who needs to shoot drugs into their body to get psychic powers. If they skip their drugs, they go feral and can blow people's heads off or rip them apart like a meat bag.
My cousin is a galerian. He forgot his drugs and exploded my dog’s head. Literally.
That guy in the park is a galerian. He just stared at me and my phone caught on fire.
My brother’s a galerian. He forgot his drugs and my mom’s head came off like a lid.
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A galerian is a half-human, half-psycho monster who needs drugs to stay sane. If they don’t get their drugs, they’ll make your face look like a meat grinder.
My friend’s a galerian. He forgot his drugs and my pizza got smashed by his psychic punch.
That guy at the mall is a galerian. He forgot his drugs and made the cashier’s head look like a smoothie.
My uncle’s a galerian. He forgot his drugs and my cat’s head was like a soccer ball.
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A galerian is a messed-up human who needs to inject drugs to get psychic powers. If they don’t take their drugs, they turn into a head-exploding nightmare.
My neighbor is a galerian. He forgot his drugs and my neighbor’s head blew up like a piñata.
That kid in class is a galerian. He forgot his drugs and my teacher’s head got split in two.
My dad’s a galerian. He forgot his drugs and my mom’s head looked like a soup bowl.
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A galerian is a half-human, half-psycho freak who needs to shoot drugs into their body to get psychic powers. If they don’t take their drugs, they’ll make your face look like it went through a blender.
My cousin’s a galerian. He forgot his drugs and my dog’s head got turned into a meatball.
That guy in the subway is a galerian. He forgot his drugs and my phone turned into a fireball.
My brother’s a galerian. He forgot his drugs and my mom’s head got sliced like a sandwich.
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A galerian is a messed-up human who needs to inject drugs to get psychic powers. If they don’t take their drugs, they go nuts and can blow your head off like a balloon.
My friend’s a galerian. He forgot his drugs and my pizza got smashed by a psychic punch.
That kid in the park is a galerian. He forgot his drugs and made my neighbor’s head look like a smoothie.
My uncle’s a galerian. He forgot his drugs and my cat’s head turned into a meatball.
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