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A company that fires people like it’s a game and keeps the worst workers like they’re family. They charge clients by the hour but pay you like you’re broke.

My boss said I was ‘temporarily redundant’, which means I’m fired but can come back if they feel like it.

They charge clients $150 an hour but pay me $12.

I had to use a laptop that looked like it was from the 2000s.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A place where you get paid less than a burger flipper but have to wear a tie every day. They hate you but still expect you to work overtime.

I wore a tie for 10 hours and got paid $8 an hour.

They said I was ‘not a fit for the company culture’, which is just a fancy way of saying I’m stupid.

I got yelled at for using the printer to print out my lunch ticket.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A company that gives you the worst tools, the worst hours, and the worst coworkers. They make you work like a dog but treat you like a piece of trash.

My laptop crashed every time I opened a file. I got yelled at for it.

They made me work 12 hours straight because they ‘needed me for the project’.

My coworker is a complete idiot, and I have to sit next to him every day.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A company that treats you like dirt but expects you to be happy. They charge clients a lot but pay you next to nothing.

I had to smile and say ‘yes’ to every stupid request they gave me.

They charge clients $200 an hour but pay me $10.

I got a ‘thank you’ email from my boss, but it was just a form letter.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A company where you work like a slave but get paid like a ghost. The equipment is worse than your ex’s dating life.

I had to work 10 hours straight and got paid for 8.

My laptop is slower than my grandma’s phone.

They made me use a printer that took 10 minutes to print one page.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A place where you get paid like a beggar but have to act like you’re rich. The gear is worse than your dog’s food.

I got paid $9 an hour but had to dress like I was in a fancy meeting.

My laptop was so old it had a picture of a cat on it.

They made me work overtime because they ‘needed me’, which means I was the only one who showed up.

by Slangipedia 3d ago