Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your keyboard goes feral and starts typing nonsense like a madman

My keyboard just typed 'fluffy potatoes' for no reason

It said 'I am the mighty toaster' and I didn't even press any keys

It typed 'why' 100 times and I had to scream at it

2

A tiny browser that works on Linux and is faster than a cheetah on a caffeine high

I opened Galeon and my computer felt like it just got a divorce from Firefox

It loaded my page before I even finished my coffee

I opened 10 tabs and it didn’t even blink

3

This browser lets you make your own search engines like you're a wizard with a computer

I made a search engine for my cat and it works perfectly

I added 'pizza' as a search engine and now I can find pizza in 2 seconds

I made a search engine for my ex and it hates me

4

It’s like Firefox but with a brain that doesn’t work half the time

I tried to let a pop-up through and it said 'no' like I insulted its mom

It blocked a pop-up that had the answer to life

I had to yell at it for 5 minutes to let one pop-up through

5

It’s only for Linux users who don’t have time to deal with Windows or macOS

I used Galeon and my Windows friends cried

My macOS friend looked at me like I had 3 heads

I showed Galeon to my Windows friend and he tried to commit suicide